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in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
(via succeeding)
me: I'm so busy with school and work I don't have time for like,
anythingme: lays in bed for 3 hours in the afternoon fucking around on the internet
Y people acting like its 2008 and hating justin is a necessary thing like ? It is 2015 and this boy is talented and has good music and is changing his ways in comparison to last year like he is truly doing his best and people still making jokes about him and disregarding his talent and fortune like ? lmao
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"loving you was like falling in love with the sky- (via extrasad)
one second it’s the most beautiful thing you’ve seen in your whole fucking life
and four minutes later it’s black"
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patient: doctor whats my temperature?
doctor: too hot
patient: hot damn
(Source: weheartit.com, via desparate)
Stunning Images Of Skylines Captured With Time Lapse Photography
by Dan Marker-Moore
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(Source: distraction, via 100kplusnotes)
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
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